Study Resources
I have aquired the addresses of some real fun establishments out there in internet land, and I would like to share them with you. I would like to thank Evyn, Derek, and someone that I think is named Katie (but who isn't these days) for sending me on the path towards these.
Hooches and Pinches - Alright all you Sheiks and Shebas, speak easy at this speakeasy of 1920's slang terms. For example, did you know that a Jalopy and a Struggle Buggy have many similarities? And that "petting" is "like necking, only more so?" What animal anatomy will you use to describe your joy? This site is Jake, kid.
The U (and the Me) - So what do the youth of today want from colleges? "The U" presents videoettes on all sorts of . . . well, only huge schools, as narrated by dreamy guys from Everwood, One Tree Hill, and other WB shows related to timber. Apparently U Dub is a business school where one can make a "Microsoft-sized fortune" while riding the Space Needle (which is on U Dub Campus).
Chuck Norris - This is the pantheon of quotes, as voted on by the web-browsing public, from the Random Chuck Norris fact generator. When I was done laughing at this, I almost passed out. Make sure you're sitting down. Use the links at the bottom of the page to visit the top 30 and generators for Vin Diesel and Mr. T (Mr. T's top thirty are here). Some highlights, if I dare make such a claim:
No Two Alike - Cut paper to make snowflakes. Cute. Destructive.
Hooches and Pinches - Alright all you Sheiks and Shebas, speak easy at this speakeasy of 1920's slang terms. For example, did you know that a Jalopy and a Struggle Buggy have many similarities? And that "petting" is "like necking, only more so?" What animal anatomy will you use to describe your joy? This site is Jake, kid.
The U (and the Me) - So what do the youth of today want from colleges? "The U" presents videoettes on all sorts of . . . well, only huge schools, as narrated by dreamy guys from Everwood, One Tree Hill, and other WB shows related to timber. Apparently U Dub is a business school where one can make a "Microsoft-sized fortune" while riding the Space Needle (which is on U Dub Campus).
Chuck Norris - This is the pantheon of quotes, as voted on by the web-browsing public, from the Random Chuck Norris fact generator. When I was done laughing at this, I almost passed out. Make sure you're sitting down. Use the links at the bottom of the page to visit the top 30 and generators for Vin Diesel and Mr. T (Mr. T's top thirty are here). Some highlights, if I dare make such a claim:
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.They're not all racially motivated. But they may kill you. What kills me is that all the Google sponsored ads at the bottom of the page are either for martial arts training or Lee Harvey Oswald.
A biography was recently written by Mr. T called "The Lord of the Rings." In it he pities some hobbits and beats down on some crackas that were giving him jibba-jabba on Mt. Doom.
No Two Alike - Cut paper to make snowflakes. Cute. Destructive.
posted by Jon at 2:48 PM
2 Comments:
This once again proves that at least half of everything that's cool about you is from me.
And half of everything that's cool about you is from YOUR MOM!
Hey that works out nicely.
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