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Let's take a quick trip back into last summer, shall we?
So Napoleon Dynamite became the college campus cult craze-omenon over those muggy months. Now he's just sort of on posters and on facebook pages, but always in our hearts. Of course.
Now, if you've never been to the movie's webpage, do so quickly and check out the "Reasons to Believe" section. In it, you'll find such reasons as "#38: Eggy Juice" and "#34: Endurance" to help you believe in . . .
. . . what? What are we referring to when we say "to believe" so cutely?
Well, I ask you: how do you sleep at night with all the rampage, rape, and red-statery going down on your very planet? How can you possibly keep your faith in mankind? What is it about this world that gives you a belief in whatever - God, Allah, the Force, AIM, etc. - and lets you wake up the next day ready to try again?
Introducing the Reasons to Believe. Over the next days and months, send your reasons or post them as a reply. Tell your friends to do it too. Maybe it's as simple as your ability to stick it to the man. Maybe it's the fact that your noisy drunk neighbor had his throat eaten away when he drank a glass of sea monkeys. Maybe it's Cuba. Regardless, let's do this like Brutus. No matter how long it takes.
As of May 1st the list will be up, so start thinking (or maybe drinking) and saying whatever comes to mouth. Besides puke.
So Napoleon Dynamite became the college campus cult craze-omenon over those muggy months. Now he's just sort of on posters and on facebook pages, but always in our hearts. Of course.
Now, if you've never been to the movie's webpage, do so quickly and check out the "Reasons to Believe" section. In it, you'll find such reasons as "#38: Eggy Juice" and "#34: Endurance" to help you believe in . . .
. . . what? What are we referring to when we say "to believe" so cutely?
Well, I ask you: how do you sleep at night with all the rampage, rape, and red-statery going down on your very planet? How can you possibly keep your faith in mankind? What is it about this world that gives you a belief in whatever - God, Allah, the Force, AIM, etc. - and lets you wake up the next day ready to try again?
Introducing the Reasons to Believe. Over the next days and months, send your reasons or post them as a reply. Tell your friends to do it too. Maybe it's as simple as your ability to stick it to the man. Maybe it's the fact that your noisy drunk neighbor had his throat eaten away when he drank a glass of sea monkeys. Maybe it's Cuba. Regardless, let's do this like Brutus. No matter how long it takes.
As of May 1st the list will be up, so start thinking (or maybe drinking) and saying whatever comes to mouth. Besides puke.
posted by Jon at 1:09 AM
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