Actual Dialogue from the Script of My Life

Scene opens on an internet cafe with big-screen TV. There are three rows of couches, in which the dudes sit, in tight shirts and trucker hats. Jon sits back at a computer, also watching TV. The movie on TV is Three Men and a Baby.

DUDE 1: Burt Reynolds.
DUDE 2: No it isn't.
DUDE 1: [looking around] Ok, ask any- someone-

looking around frantically, he turns around and spots Jon

DUDE 1: You. Dude, ok, who is that guy? The one with the mustache.
DUDE 2: Burt Reynolds.
DUDE 1: It's not fucking Burt Reynolds. Who is the mustache guy?
JON: Tom Selleck.
DUDE 1: Tom Selleck.
DUDE 2: It's . . .
DUDE 1: I told you it wasn't Burt Reynolds. It's not- [punches DUDE 2 in the arm]
DUDE 2: Dude, it's- [smacks DUDE 1 on the back of the head]
DUDE 1: Dude- [pushes DUDE 2, spills drink]

they look at the spilled drink and exit quickly

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