I Live With This

Rob
i have decided that the people in Irony of Fate who are surviving against zombies will have a name
The Survival of Fate, or: Employ Your Wrath!

Jonathan
oooh nice

Rob
i loaned hope a gun
YES THAT SENTENCE RULED SO HARD
DEAL WITH IT

Jonathan
I was trying to make it better and it was too difficult
. . . and Hope shot John McCain's chances?

Rob
Zom McBrain

Jonathan
Who's Tom "Mick" Brian?

Rob
He played Tuvok on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Jonathan
Tuvok Shakur?

Rob
No that was the name of a video game based on Scar from the Lion King.

Jonathan
Wasn't Scar the Iron Man?

Rob
Eyeronmen was Klaymen's best friend.

Jonathan
No, sorry, I meant Scar wasn't the Iron Man. That was Robert Kennedy Downing.

Rob
No, Robert Ten Downing Street.

Jonathan
"Robert Ten Downing Street" was the Vietnam War.

Rob
roberta down the street?

Jonathan
Robertad own the streed.

Rob
the worst part is
this is not even close to the dumbest conversation we have ever had

Jonathan
This conversation is mutually assured destruction.

Rob
i am going to walk home
and when i get there
i want you to have destroyed this conversation

Jonathan
Who's Desmond Roy?