Not Funny.
The phone rings.
JON: Hello?
EUGENE: Jon, Jon, you'd better work on your sexual assault prevention.
JON: What?
EUGENE: I said you'd better work on your sexual assault prevention.
JON: Why should I worry about my [realizing] sexual . . . assault
EUGENE: Because the Mariners are getting ra- [click]!
JON hangs up abruptly. The phone rings again.
JON: [grimly] Hello.
EUGENE: Did you hear my joke? The Mariners are getting raped!
Felix Hernandez allowed 10 runs in 4+ innings.
JON: Hello?
EUGENE: Jon, Jon, you'd better work on your sexual assault prevention.
JON: What?
EUGENE: I said you'd better work on your sexual assault prevention.
JON: Why should I worry about my [realizing] sexual . . . assault
EUGENE: Because the Mariners are getting ra- [click]!
JON hangs up abruptly. The phone rings again.
JON: [grimly] Hello.
EUGENE: Did you hear my joke? The Mariners are getting raped!
Felix Hernandez allowed 10 runs in 4+ innings.
posted by Jon at 10:23 PM
1 Comments:
You got it all wrong....it's actually...."You better call the sexual abuse hotline......because the Mariners are getting raped by the A's"
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